IT REALLY WORKS

ARE YOU HAVING MEMORY PROBLEMS?  I am getting old. Well, at least older. Naw, let's just stick to old.  And so, perhaps, the problem with memory loss looms ahead.  I'm not talking about just a temporary what was I going to do, type of loss, but the dementia or Alzheimer type.
Then low and behold, my wife saw an article on TV or somewhere, ( I forget just where ) that if you eat bacon, it will help you with memory retention. So, we decided to give it a try.  What can we lose, besides our memory any way.
So we bought some bacon and began eating it for breakfast. And sometimes we would have bacon and tomato type of sandwiches for lunch. If we cooked too much bacon for breakfast, then we could eat a piece during the day for a snack. And so I can say that yes, eating bacon really helps you with your memory.
We have remembered why we quit eating so much salt.  Guess we will have to cut back on the bacon.  Perhaps someday we will forget why we did.
AND THAT'S THE VIEW FROM THE DITCH BANK