Monday, June 18, 2012
DOES SPAGHETTI GIVE YOU INDIGESTION: My loving wife and I recently returned from a trip to Ewwtah, and we did get a bit of indigestion while we were there. And no, it was not from spaghetti. But from some one elses dinner plate. How is that, you ask? You didn't ask. Well, if you are still reading along, I will tell you any way. As we traveled along, New Mexico, Arizona, Colorado, and Utah, we constantly ran into road work. Not road construction, mind you, but road work. No matter what was being done, it was road work. And we constantly saw signs that said, and I quote, "End of Road Work." They were wrong, cause it never ended. Just took infrequent breaks. Aww, he's digressing, you think. Not really, cause this is just a preview to what this is all about. In 1997, or some where thereabouts, a committee of important people in their own minds, announced that Utah in general, and Salt Lake City in particular, would hold the 2002 winter Olympics. And with that announcement, the State of Utah went into a frenzy of road construction. Uh, road work. And it hasn't stopped. Or even taken an infrequent break. At least from the time you exit Provo canyon or what ever it is called, at Spanish Fork, and it continues until you reach Hill Air Force Base, or some where in that vicinity. So where does the spaghetti come in. Well, if you ever travel those roads, you will see. These new roads twist and turn and exit across traffic, ( example: try to make a left turn to the Hampton Inn in Orem as you are heading west on University Parkway.) Can't be done. First, you have to traverse left into the oncoming lanes about three blocks before you actually get there. Then when you get to where you can finally turn, you slant across more oncoming lanes. You just hope the traffic lights never fail. Or that there is never a power failure. And the streets down by the Inn, where you used to turn left to get there. Oh, they are still there, you just can't use them. Someone was definitely eating a plate of spaghetti when they were designing these roads. And downtown Salt Lake City. The have reintroduced street cars. Or trolley cars, if yoiu like. Oh, they don't call them that, but that is what they are. And they run with the traffic. In between the lanes. And they stop when the cars stop at red lights. Except when they have the right of way to turn across traffic to go somewhere. Again, I hope the lights never fail, or if you are in the vacinity you will want to call your friends. Cause they probably aint never seen a wreck like that ones going to be. So, how do you avoid this mess. Eat a steak and take the back roads. And THAT'S THE VIEW FROM THE DITCH BANK.