JUST A FEW THINGS ON MY MIND. I have a few things that have crossed my mind lately, none of them worth a blog by themselves, but put together, perhaps some thing that will occupy your time for a minute or two.  Mayhaps even cause a chuckle. OK, maybe not.
1. I have an open mind.  Guess that's why I can't remember any thing, cause it's so open that things just fall out. Or just go on through without stopping to rest.
2. I live in a haunted house.  I know I do, cause every time I look in a mirror, there is this old man staring back at me.
3. I have a lot of hair. I really do.  I went to the store and saw all these boxes of hair color.  Most of them were for women, but a few were for men.  One of the men ones said,  Try this one for the BOLD look.  I tried it and when I looked in the mirror, ( yes the same haunted one ) It looked like I didn't have any hair.  I wondered what I had done wrong, so I went back to the box, and that is when I noticed it actually said Try This One for the BALD look.  It works.  I have the bald look, even though I really have hair.
4.  And finally, Does it seem like there is a large amount of people today that seem to not have a brain, or if they do, they aren't using them.  I figured out the reason.  They gave someone a piece of their mind, not realizing they didn't have any to spare.
And THAT'S THE VIEW FROM THE DITCH BANK.
 
A haunted mirror in your house isn't funny. Because it's true. The End.
ReplyDeleteExactly. That's why I brushed my teeth with the water running and the door closed because it kept them from getting out...
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